May 2013
191 posts
The Problem with 'Boys Will Be Boys' →
naturalmomma:
For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion.
No matter how many times he did it, his parents never swooped in BEFORE the morning’s live 3-D reenactment of...
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Transtion Surgeries for Miss Farrah Flawless →
farrahfuckingflawless:
I am raising money to fun my transgender transition surgeries to make my outside feel like i do inside. My goal is to raise the amount by my birthday next year.
Welp through the suggestions of many friends after i have been denied financing options by 2 separate credit companies for surgeries relating to my transition, i have swallowed my pride and created a fundraiser...
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I was getting my hair done...
And the woman beside me was going on and on about her new “diet”. She is literally eating 500 calories a day.
500.
Calories.
A DAY!
Also she “can’t” have carrots cause they are too high in sugar…?! And apparently the diet is no sugar, so carbs, no fat. So of course I am wondering what this woman intends to eat…
It blows my mind that people PAY...
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
They played the time warp at work yesterday. I nearly cried with joy. The following song was a redone Bieber tune. I nearly cried again… Not for joy.
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People who sit outside the doors of my work, waiting for me to open the doors make me irrationally angry.
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
U.S. female sailor beats Dubai rapist bus driver... →
bukrafilmishmish:
An off-duty U.S. navy sailor wrestled a Dubai bus driver to the ground and beat him into submission after he tried to rape her at knifepoint on Jan. 19, a courtroom heard Wednesday.
Prosecutors said that she knocked the knife from his hand, broke it in two, bit him in the hand, forced him to the ground and locked him between her thighs.
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